bartonsnethers:

DC won’t put out a female solo film and meanwhile Marvel won’t put out a female solo film

dem0litionl0ser:

heyfunniest:

glitterweave:

i got this shirt and it has this weird ruffled hood / neck so i can wear it like this

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but if its gets cold i can also put it over my mouth and nose like this

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and when it rains i can use it as a hoodie

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and when i need to attend an emergency kkk meeting it works too

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and i can also pretend to be the pixar lamp

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IT’S BACK FINALLY 

marianastren-ch:

the-cab-rock:

I dare you to try and find a more genuine and kind person in the music industry

^^^^^

hayespeter:

hey jude,

don’t be a lil bitch

ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

the-hungry-panda:

strawberrygrave:

champagnewithpapi:

"I coulda dropped my croissant"

THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VINE

HIS LITTLE SCREAM

crossedmymind299:

kaonashizen:

bleu:

look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.

Im in love with Chris Pratt

I’m in love with both of them. 

borderlineotaku:

captainstevexxx:

hereinlife13:

These are not mine but I wanted to bring them together!  

http://tohdaryl.tumblr.com/

I love this 

I LOVE THIS THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING PLEASE I NEED MORE

knuffelvos:

wear your armor

whether it’s makeup, a band tshirt, your fandom pins, tattoos, jewelry, your favorite ripped pair of jeans, or something no one else can touch or see like your favorite song repeating like a mantra in your head, the sound of your own heartbeat, or the knowledge that you were brave enough to get out of bed today when everything else inside you said “no”

wear your armor and kick ass

hkirkh:

godotal:

Coloring Book Corruptions

The difference eyebrow angles make..

crystallized-teardrops:

i either read for 4 hours straight or dont read for 4 months there is no in between

  • baby: a- a- a-
  • parents: oh, the baby's first words!!
  • baby: a- aaa- al-
  • parents: apple?? air??
  • baby: a- al- al-
  • baby: Alchemy. The science of understanding, deconstructing, and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an all-powerful art; it is impossible to create something out of nothing. If one wishes to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the Law of Equivalent Exchange, the basis of all alchemy. In accordance with this law, there is a taboo among alchemists: human transmutation is strictly forbidden - for what could equal the value of a human soul...?

h0llo:

Cheetah print is so tacky and ugly its 2014 you’d think we as a species would recognize that it’s time to stop producing cheetah print clothing of any kind